10 Job-Related Jokes
by: David Levin
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10. We called our boss “The Big Cheese”… because he smelled like a dead skunk.
9. Working for a dominatrix is weird because you have confused feelings whenever you’re ordered to do something.
8. If you want to become the head mattress tester, you have to sleep your way to the top.
7. Lawyers provide a medical service… liposuction for your wallet.
6. I used to work for a celebrity. The signatures on the paychecks were worth more than the paychecks themselves.
5. My boss told me I needed to get ahead. I brought one in and he fired me. Talk about double standard.
4. My Dad started a company called Bryce and Sons which was weird because I’m an only child.
3. I had to close my restaurant due to lack of business. The customer was always Dwight.
2. It’s normal for a movie star to have a family member as a manager. It’s less normal for an adult movie star.
1. Honey is bee spit. However, my old boss at Starbucks didn’t appreciate me telling customers who ordered tea that there was spit in their drink.
David Levin is a comedian, writer, and regular contributor to the site. For more, check his page out on YouTube.
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