John Ager, Jeff Lutz, Comedy Blog, 13 Free Toast Jokes, Drinking Toast Jokes, Drinking Toasts, Drinking Jokes, Funny, Improv, Stand-Up Comedy

13 Free Toast Jokes

by: John Ager & Jeff Lutz

We worked on a recent project writing toast jokes for an entertainer. Here are some we modified from known toasts and ones we had left over…

—————

13. Here’s to new friends we won’t remember and nights we forget because we blacked out

12. To my schizophrenic friend- he is good people

11. To all the MODEL employees- you may suck at your job but at least you look good doing it

10. Here’s to the gay holiday – Ass Wednesday.

9. May your tapping of the keg- spray everywhere

8. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it wasn’t for your asshole your belly would bust

7. To people who are bi-polar- let’s have a threesome

6. May your mixologist never lead you to see your gynecologist

5. Here’s to Lady Gaga- thanks for always changing your look and never letting us know how ugly you really are!

4. To Kim Kardashian- what a remarkable ass! And nice rear end, too.

3. Here’s to being indecent – if you’re balls deep you’re in decent

2. Well, what the hell else is there? Just drink.

1. To our friends and ourselves- no one else gives a rats ass

Jeff Lutz and John Ager have written comedy together for over 13 years, well over 40+ years combined. To keep up-to-date with the latest follow us at Instagram.com/TheComedyConsultant

Need help with your upcoming Toast? Contact us at TheComedyConsultant@gmail.com. Our highly effective process works for weddings, benefits, Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, and other occasions. Click for Reviews and to see longer form sample Toasts we’ve written and/or performed. We got this!

One thought to “13 Free Toast Jokes”

  • Jeff

    Cheers 🥂
    Ass Wednesday. Great idea. It can be celebrated in so many ways😃

    Reply

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *