Top 10: Dating Sites You’re Not Familiar With… 

Top 10: Dating Sites You’re Not Familiar With…

by: Kerry Swope

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10. “STUMBLE” – Singles gathering together at a local watering hole after an AA meeting.

9. “SHOT IN THE DARK” – Prisoners on Death Row giving it one last shot at love.

8. “BLOW YOUR WAD” – Wealthy horny singles going on a flight with Jeff Bezos

7. “JUST A FEW GOOD MEN” – Women checking out police lineups.

6. “OPERATION AMPUTATION” – Singles play doctor and nurse at a local ER. Make it to a 2nd date, couples work together to clean up the mess they made and amputate what’s left. 

5. “IT’S A JUNGLE OUT THERE” – Tarzan’s meet Jane’s and learn how to master swinging.

4. “PLENTY OF SMELLY FISH” – Singles who don’t like taking showers tolerate each other in a close setting.

3. ” TWO BAGGERS” – Unattractive singles meeting at the grocery checkout line.

2. “MATCHLESS.COM” – Combustibles from all walks of life and tired of getting burned… put their ashes on the line.

1. “OUT OF TIME” – Seniors over 100… not looking for a long term relationship… just a few good minutes.

Kerry Swope writes for Comedywire (NY), several greeting card companies, and is a contributor to thecomedyconsultant.com. For more, go to “Kerry’s Comedy Corner” on Facebook.