Top 10: Pros Of A COVID Wedding

Top 10: Pros Of A COVID Wedding

by: David Levin

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10. The schadenfreude you get watching the bride realize the magical day she’s dreamed about for years has 20 people and it’s in the only place that was open, a quarter-capacity Applebee’s.

9. You won’t get drunk as quickly as you used to thanks to building up a tolerance in lockdown.

8. You don’t have to pretend to care about where the honeymoon will be because where the fuck can they even go?

7. There’s less of a chance that the bar will be a cash bar.

6. The bridesmaids can all have matching masks.

5. If you’re making a toast, less people means less pressure and you can hire a second-rate company like The Comedy Consultants to help you.

4. The odds are higher that you may actually be the best dancer.

3. Less people means more pieces of cake for you.

2. Just cough slightly and there won’t be any competition to catch the bouquet.

1. Capacity limits mean you can not invite all of the creepy cousins.

David Levin is a comedian and regular contributor to thecomedyconsultant.com. For more, check his page out on YouTube.

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