Kerry Swope, a contributing writer to The Comedy Writers And Consultants, Inc., had his book recently published on Apple, Barnes & Noble, Scribner, Kobo, and several others. The book includes over 300 captioned pictures! A few of those pictures are below as well as a portion of the introduction. “Read Our Lips” – Wacky Memes […]
Top 10: Dating Sites You’re Not Familiar With… by: Kerry Swope ————— 10. “STUMBLE” – Singles gathering together at a local watering hole after an AA meeting. 9. “SHOT IN THE DARK” – Prisoners on Death Row giving it one last shot at love. 8. “BLOW YOUR WAD” – Wealthy horny singles going on a […]
Top 10: Lesser Known Christmas Songs by: Jeff Lutz ————— 10. Sleigh Ride (By) 9. Randolph the White-Nosed Drug Mule 8. O Come, All Ye Unfaithful 7. Baby, It’s Hot As Balls Inside (turn the heat down, baby / who touched the damn thermostat!?) 6. Silent (but Deadly) Night 5. Little Hummer Boy 4. Grandma […]
What Else Needs To Be Canceled? by: Jeff Lutz Things are being canceled for reasons mostly unclear to anyone at this point. However, in light of Disney+ pulling such vile movies as Peter Pan, Dumbo, Swiss Family Robinson, and The Aristocrats from children profiles, Hasbro changing the name of Mr. Potato Head to just Potato […]
13 Free Toast Jokes by: John Ager & Jeff Lutz We worked on a recent project writing toast jokes for an entertainer. Here are some we modified from known toasts and ones we had left over… ————— 13. Here’s to new friends we won’t remember and nights we forget because we blacked out 12. To […]