Top 10: Reasons to AVOID Electric Vehicles by: Steve Alleva ————— 10. Charging station small talk is usually done by hour three. 9. No gas station attendant to unload that counterfeit $100 bill on. 8. Tailgate Bratwursts no longer have that smoky tailpipe flavor. 7. After finally finding a charging station you realize you took […]
Top 10: Reasons NOT to Wear Skinny Jeans by: Steve Alleva ————— 10. Looks silly ever since you identified as a Penguin. 9. The other baristas are all wearing pajama pants now. 8. Too restrictive when kicking riot police. 7. Can’t fit hands in pockets when signaling a lack of enthusiasm to your employer. 6. […]
What Else Needs To Be Canceled? by: Jeff Lutz Things are being canceled for reasons mostly unclear to anyone at this point. However, in light of Disney+ pulling such vile movies as Peter Pan, Dumbo, Swiss Family Robinson, and The Aristocrats from children profiles, Hasbro changing the name of Mr. Potato Head to just Potato […]